Saturday, September 30, 2017

Happy Anniversary!

Happy 50th Anniversary, Mom and Dad! To anyone that knows the two of you, it's no surprise that you're both still head-over-heels in love with each other after all these years. I simply can't imagine one of you without the other. 

Your marriage has been such an inspiration to me. As a child, I didn't know anything different. I assumed that every family was as happy as ours. It wasn't until much later when I realized just how fortunate I was to have a Mom and Dad that were completely devoted to each other, and to their family. 

Your unbreakable bond cultivated a home environment that always felt welcoming and safe. That continues to this day when I watch our boys run into the house and into your open arms. 

Your love story has a beginning but no end. 1967 to 2017 and still going strong. That is quite the achievement. Congratulations!

I love you both. 


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Friday, September 29, 2017

End of the week!

Enjoy your Friday, folks...even if you don't have a feathered friend.


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Thursday, September 28, 2017

Happy Birthday, Mom!

Happy 70th, Mom! 

Enjoy your day. I love you. 


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Wednesday, September 27, 2017

Unidentified

Have any of you ever seen one of these? There was one lurking around in my backyard last night. It was about nine inches tall, stumbled around like it was drunk, and smelled like onions. 


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Tuesday, September 26, 2017

Noses

Sometimes it's fun to draw characters with big noses. I'm sure you nose what I mean.


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Monday, September 25, 2017

Bark Boy

At least he's getting his recommended daily intake of fibre.


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Friday, September 22, 2017

Long week

I hope you've all had a better week than this guy. 


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Thursday, September 21, 2017

Gary

Don't be a Gary today. 


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Monday, September 18, 2017

Meteorites

Have you ever tried to walk on meteorites? It's not easy, trust me. Tony the alien makes it look effortless though. 


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Friday, September 15, 2017

A rare sight

Feast your eyes on this rare sight, folks. I was strolling through the forest yesterday when I came across a small woodland creature that I had never seen before. I didn't have my camera with me, so I pulled out my sketchbook and drew this photo realistic illustration of what I saw before me. 

The creature was roughly the size of a mouse. It wore what appeared to be prescription glasses, but it's possible he was simply wearing them to make himself look more intelligent. I can only assume he wore the tiny fedora in order to appear more attractive to the opposite sex during mating season. From where I was standing, I can't confirm whether or not he was wearing any pants. If it was in fact mating season, I'm going to suggest that he was without pants. 

It's house was small and simple, but well built. Making an educated guess, I'd say it was constructed of mud and weasel fur. 

I tossed a chocolate bar on the ground. Curiously, he ate the wrapper but left the chocolate bar itself. Fascinating. 


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Thursday, September 14, 2017

Don't ask

Don't ask, because I have no idea.


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Wednesday, September 13, 2017

Toast and Butter

How does this piece of toast maintain his sexy physique, you ask? It's simple. He eats nothing but butter for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.


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Tuesday, September 12, 2017

Toast Tuesday

It's Toast Tuesday, folks. 

This particular piece of toast looks like he's from the 70's. All that's missing is a pair of really tight jogging shorts. 


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Monday, September 11, 2017

Bug

I was fortunate enough to see one of these rare bugs once...right before my wife beat it to death with a broom. 


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Sunday, September 10, 2017

Doggy drool

Who wants to play fetch?


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Saturday, September 9, 2017

Creepy

Do you ever draw something that unintentionally creeps you out? 

It just happened to me. 


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Thursday, September 7, 2017

This is becoming a habit

I'm not sure why I keep drawing these lonely aliens on lonely little planets, but I do. 


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Wednesday, September 6, 2017

Wienerboarding

More wiener dog inspired art for your viewing pleasure. 


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