Wiener Dog!

This evening my family and I are welcoming a Dachshund puppy into our lives. As a result, I will be posting infrequently in the coming days...and possibly, weeks. Dachshunds are known to be notoriously difficult to house train, so I will no doubt have my hands full. 

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Staring into the abyss

Astronomers estimate there are thousands of individual little planets in space, each inhabited by a single, lonely, alien.   

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Alien

A lonely alien sitting on his lonely little planet. 

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Happy Birthday, John!

I’d like to wish a very happy birthday to my best friend, John. 

I want to take this time to share a fond memory from our past. It was 27 years ago, and John and I were sitting in Geography class in high school. For no particular reason, John started to painstakingly draw (with permanent marker) a giant happy face on the back of the shirt of the guy sitting in front of us. It took him a long time, but his persistence paid off. The guy in front of us had no clue of the masterpiece that adorned his shirt, which was shocking considering how much John and I were giggling. 

Good times.

Happy Birthday my friend. 

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Larry

This is Larry. I hope you're all having a better day than he is. 

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Advancements in technology

The latest in automated robotic campfire hotdog roasting technology.  

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Broaden your horizons

 Expanding mind and body. 

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Ham and Cheese

Redundancy. 

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Sasquatch want job

Instead of getting a job, I think he could make easy money by just selling signed photo's of himself.  

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Duck on a stool

I'm not entirely sure why I drew a duck on a stool, but I did. You're welcome.

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