The other day my four year old son and I were playing with action figures. Dylan made a fart sound and his action figure started to fly. "What's he doing?" I asked. Without hesitation Dylan answered, "He's fart flying." I was highly amused by this so I asked what his name was. Dylan didn't disappoint. "He's called The Fart Flyer." What a cool superhero! He harnesses the power of flatulence to propel himself through the air, with the added benefit of rendering evil doers unconscious due to the toxic fumes.