As I stood with my son at school waiting for the bell the ring, I heard this kid talking to his friend as they got off the bus. Clearly he's got it all figured out and will no doubt claim the title of "Father of the Year" when he does eventually become a parent.
The thing that I found funny, beyond the statement itself, was the fact that he was so serious and self assured when he said it. Sometimes I miss those days of blissful childhood innocence when I thought I had the whole world figured out.
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