Monday, September 18, 2017

Meteorites

Have you ever tried to walk on meteorites? It's not easy, trust me. Tony the alien makes it look effortless though. 


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Friday, September 15, 2017

A rare sight

Feast your eyes on this rare sight, folks. I was strolling through the forest yesterday when I came across a small woodland creature that I had never seen before. I didn't have my camera with me, so I pulled out my sketchbook and drew this photo realistic illustration of what I saw before me. 

The creature was roughly the size of a mouse. It wore what appeared to be prescription glasses, but it's possible he was simply wearing them to make himself look more intelligent. I can only assume he wore the tiny fedora in order to appear more attractive to the opposite sex during mating season. From where I was standing, I can't confirm whether or not he was wearing any pants. If it was in fact mating season, I'm going to suggest that he was without pants. 

It's house was small and simple, but well built. Making an educated guess, I'd say it was constructed of mud and weasel fur. 

I tossed a chocolate bar on the ground. Curiously, he ate the wrapper but left the chocolate bar itself. Fascinating. 


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Thursday, September 14, 2017

Don't ask

Don't ask, because I have no idea.


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Wednesday, September 13, 2017

Toast and Butter

How does this piece of toast maintain his sexy physique, you ask? It's simple. He eats nothing but butter for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.


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Tuesday, September 12, 2017

Toast Tuesday

It's Toast Tuesday, folks. 

This particular piece of toast looks like he's from the 70's. All that's missing is a pair of really tight jogging shorts. 


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Monday, September 11, 2017

Bug

I was fortunate enough to see one of these rare bugs once...right before my wife beat it to death with a broom. 


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Sunday, September 10, 2017

Doggy drool

Who wants to play fetch?


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Saturday, September 9, 2017

Creepy

Do you ever draw something that unintentionally creeps you out? 

It just happened to me. 


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Thursday, September 7, 2017

This is becoming a habit

I'm not sure why I keep drawing these lonely aliens on lonely little planets, but I do. 


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Wednesday, September 6, 2017

Wienerboarding

More wiener dog inspired art for your viewing pleasure. 


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Thursday, August 31, 2017

Wiener Dog!

This evening my family and I are welcoming a Dachshund puppy into our lives. As a result, I will be posting infrequently in the coming days...and possibly, weeks. Dachshunds are known to be notoriously difficult to house train, so I will no doubt have my hands full. 


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Wednesday, August 30, 2017

Staring into the abyss

Astronomers estimate there are thousands of individual little planets in space, each inhabited by a single, lonely, alien.   


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Monday, August 28, 2017

Alien

A lonely alien sitting on his lonely little planet. 


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Wednesday, August 23, 2017

Happy Birthday, John!

I’d like to wish a very happy birthday to my best friend, John. 

I want to take this time to share a fond memory from our past. It was 27 years ago, and John and I were sitting in Geography class in high school. For no particular reason, John started to painstakingly draw (with permanent marker) a giant happy face on the back of the shirt of the guy sitting in front of us. It took him a long time, but his persistence paid off. The guy in front of us had no clue of the masterpiece that adorned his shirt, which was shocking considering how much John and I were giggling. 

Good times.

Happy Birthday my friend. 


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Tuesday, August 22, 2017

Larry

This is Larry. I hope you're all having a better day than he is. 


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Friday, August 18, 2017

Advancements in technology

The latest in automated robotic campfire hotdog roasting technology.  


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Monday, August 14, 2017

Broaden your horizons

 Expanding mind and body. 


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Thursday, August 10, 2017

Ham and Cheese

Redundancy. 


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Friday, August 4, 2017

Sasquatch want job

Instead of getting a job, I think he could make easy money by just selling signed photo's of himself.  


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Wednesday, August 2, 2017

Duck on a stool

I'm not entirely sure why I drew a duck on a stool, but I did. You're welcome.


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Monday, July 31, 2017

Coming to a store near you...never.

Here is the cover for my upcoming, highly anticipated, never-to-be written or illustrated or published 900 page graphic novel.


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Friday, July 28, 2017

Masterpiece

I thought it would be a good idea to end the week on a high note by drawing a masterpiece...but instead, I drew this. 


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Thursday, July 27, 2017

Clean out your fridge

If you leave meatloaf in the fridge for too long, this is what it turns into.  


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Monday, July 24, 2017

A sad drawing

I got some heartbreaking news from my best friend this weekend, so I drew a sad doggie. 

It always feels unfair when a good person gets dealt a bad hand. 


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Thursday, July 20, 2017

Dog

Look! I drew a dog. 


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Monday, July 17, 2017

Doodles

Here are some random doodles I doodled randomly. 

The cocky guy with the sunglasses must use a lot of hair product and toothpaste...but it looks like he offsets that expense by not buying shirts. 


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Friday, July 14, 2017

Mirror, mirror on the wall

Don't make this mistake.


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Monday, June 26, 2017

Moving week

This week my family and I will be moving to a new house. The movers clear out our current home on Wednesday, and then move us into our new home (in a different city) on Thursday. 

For the next week or two I may not be able to post much because I will be very busy settling into our new abode. Stay tuned though, I have lot's of comics I want to create and share! 


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Friday, June 23, 2017

Friendbot

The cost of friendship.


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Wednesday, June 21, 2017

Thirst

What he needs is a thirst quenching encyclopedia.


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Tuesday, June 20, 2017

Doctor's appointment

This seemed funny to me when I drew it late last night. Looking at it now though, I'm not so sure. I shouldn't trust my insomnia clouded sense of humour. 


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Monday, June 19, 2017

Hidden messages

The universe is trying to tell Gary something. 


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Sunday, June 18, 2017

Father's Day

Happy Father's Day!


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Thursday, June 15, 2017

Be thankful

Sometimes I become frustrated when my artwork doesn't come out the way I had envisioned it would. It's during those times that I remind myself to be thankful that I'm not a duck.

Ducks are really awful at drawing. 


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Wednesday, June 14, 2017

More doodles

Here are some doodles I doodled while doodling. 


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Tuesday, June 13, 2017

Doodles

Here is your daily dose of delightful digital doodles I drew. 


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Monday, June 12, 2017

Doodles

Just some random randomness for today. 

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Monday, June 5, 2017

Weary

I've been doodling a lot of tired characters lately...probably because I'm a tired character myself. I'm so exhausted, in fact, that I didn't even have the energy to draw arms on this poor guy. Give me some credit though, I did draw him a nice hat. 

I'm calling him Weary Walter. Seeing that it's Monday, I'm sure there will be plenty of Weary Walter's stumbling and grumbling their way through the day.  


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Thursday, June 1, 2017

The moment

If you ever see one of your co-workers with this expression, don't look down. 


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Thursday, May 25, 2017

Potato Pal

Don't delay, order now before supplies run out!


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Tuesday, May 23, 2017

Not amused

Norman is not amused...probably because he's a bad drawing. 

Sorry, Norman. I'm short on time right now. 


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Monday, May 15, 2017

The Fart Flyer

The other day my four year old son and I were playing with action figures. Dylan made a fart sound and his action figure started to fly. "What's he doing?" I asked. Without hesitation Dylan answered, "He's fart flying." I was highly amused by this so I asked what his name was. Dylan didn't disappoint. "He's called The Fart Flyer."

What a cool superhero! He harnesses the power of flatulence to propel himself through the air, with the added benefit of rendering evil doers unconscious due to the toxic fumes. 


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Thursday, May 11, 2017

Tony

I enjoyed drawing Tony the pink unicorn so much the other day that I drew him again today.

I guess eating a rainbow is similar to eating a burrito. They both go right through you. 


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Monday, May 8, 2017

Riding the Rainbow Express

Who's up there floating on that cloud? Why, it's the Potato King riding his trusty pink unicorn, Tony.

It looks like they are ready to hop on the Rainbow Express, which will take them directly to Sandwich World. The Potato King and Tony make this journey at least three times per week. 

In Sandwich World, sandwiches grow on trees. Grilled cheese tree's are Tony's favourite. 

Oh, and to answer the question that everyone is asking...no, I wasn't on drugs when I drew this. 


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Thursday, May 4, 2017

Thank you!

I wish I could climb to the top of the highest mountain and yell "Thank you!" to all my Facebook friends. The seemingly endless amount of birthday wishes I received throughout the day meant so much to me. 


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Tuesday, May 2, 2017

Bots

I hope you're all Glad Bots today.

I've been a bit of a Stress Bot lately, to be honest. My family and I are in the process of moving to a different city, and my lovely wife starts a new job in a month. We have moved ten times in the last twelve years. This will be our eleventh move. Some people would say that's crazy...and I would be one of those people! 

We're making a big life change which is exciting, but with that comes anxiety. I haven't been posting much in these last few weeks, and unfortunately that trend will likely continue until the dust settles.

Wednesday, April 26, 2017

A drawing for Heidi

I have a new fan. Her name is Heidi and she’s a cute-as-a-button nine year old. Heidi is one smart cookie, she loves to read, and I just learned that she enjoys drawing cartoons! She might possibly be the coolest kid ever. 

Last night her mom (who is also very cool) shared one of Heidi's single panel comics with me. I’m telling you folks, the gag was so funny that I couldn’t stop laughing. It’s not often that something makes me laugh out loud, but Heidi’s comic did the trick.


Heidi, if you’re reading this (and I know you are) I want you to know that I’m your biggest fan! Keep drawing. It’s a gift to be able to make people smile with your art.

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Thursday, April 13, 2017

Future father of the year

As I stood with my son at school waiting for the bell the ring, I heard this kid talking to his friend as they got off the bus. Clearly he's got it all figured out and will no doubt claim the title of "Father of the Year" when he does eventually become a parent. 

The thing that I found funny, beyond the statement itself, was the fact that he was so serious and self assured when he said it. Sometimes I miss those days of blissful childhood innocence when I thought I had the whole world figured out. 

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Friday, April 7, 2017

Taco advocacy

I can't make this stuff up. 


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Thursday, March 30, 2017

Space sandwich

Until NASA invents a way to eat sandwiches in space, I'm staying right here on Earth.


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