Thursday, April 13, 2017

Future father of the year

As I stood with my son at school waiting for the bell the ring, I heard this kid talking to his friend as they got off the bus. Clearly he's got it all figured out and will no doubt claim the title of "Father of the Year" when he does eventually become a parent. 

The thing that I found funny, beyond the statement itself, was the fact that he was so serious and self assured when he said it. Sometimes I miss those days of blissful childhood innocence when I thought I had the whole world figured out. 

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Friday, April 7, 2017

Taco advocacy

I can't make this stuff up. 


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Thursday, March 30, 2017

Space sandwich

Until NASA invents a way to eat sandwiches in space, I'm staying right here on Earth.


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Wednesday, March 29, 2017

Finding a dog

We are thinking of adopting a dog. We feel it might be the right time for a furry family member. I'm hoping to find one that looks like this. Apparently near-sighted hat-wearing Jack Russell Terriers are hard to find though.  


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Friday, March 24, 2017

Duck in disguise

For those of you that want to draw ducks in the Witness Protection Program but don't know how to do it, it's as simple as learning to draw four simple things...

1. A wig.
2. Sunglasses.
3. A stick-on moustache.
4. A fake beard.


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Wednesday, March 22, 2017

Never draw on an empty stomach

I need to remind myself to not draw when I'm hungry, because this is the result. 

After spending a couple of agonizing hours desperately trying to draw something even remotely competent (and failing to do so) I decided to call it quits. In one last stubborn act of defiance though, I hastily drew this sandwich eating fellow in about 45 seconds (which, coincidentally, is probably the same amount of time it took this guy to inhale his lunch). 

Anyway, I thought the drawing was kind of funny so I quickly added some colour. I felt better that my time at the drawing table wasn't a complete waste of time. 


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Monday, March 20, 2017

Charlie

Charlie doesn't like going to work on Monday. He also doesn't like going to work on Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday or Friday either...but Monday's are particularly soul crushing. 


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Thursday, March 16, 2017

Blue

Look everyone, I drew a blue bespectacled chicken. 


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Monday, March 13, 2017

Nose-to-nose

Try not to butt heads, or noses, at work today. 


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Friday, March 10, 2017

"Old" friends

When I was dropping my boys off at school yesterday I overheard this conversation between a couple of first graders.


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Thursday, March 9, 2017

The great escape

Escaping the chicken coop.

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Wednesday, March 8, 2017

Hello

He looks friendly enough, but I don't think he's wearing pants. Avoid eye contact and keep your distance. 

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Friday, January 27, 2017

Dancers

It's Friday! Please proceed with your happy dance. 


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Thursday, January 19, 2017

Just saying hello

I thought I would briefly step away from my self-imposed exile to say hello. 

"Hello."

I've enjoyed this little chat, but now it's time for me to say goodbye.

"Goodbye."


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Tuesday, January 10, 2017

Bird

Hi folks. I have become so accustomed to posting drawings on a regular basis that it feels strange to not be doing that any longer. Although I am busy working on a project (which I will explain in the near future) I quickly drew this majestic bird for you all. 


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Tuesday, January 3, 2017

Working on stuff

I won't be posting as frequently in the coming weeks. I'm starting work on a top secret project that will require me to dedicate all of my time to writing and drawing...with brief breaks to eat sandwiches, and occasionally, take a shower.

If you need to get a hold of me, please call the front desk at Jason Curtis World Headquarters and have my personal assistant/stylist take a message. 


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Sunday, January 1, 2017

2017

Happy New Year!

I hope this year is the newest new year you've ever had. 


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