Thursday, May 25, 2017

Potato Pal

Don't delay, order now before supplies run out!


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Tuesday, May 23, 2017

Not amused

Norman is not amused...probably because he's a bad drawing. 

Sorry, Norman. I'm short on time right now. 


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Monday, May 15, 2017

The Fart Flyer

The other day my four year old son and I were playing with action figures. Dylan made a fart sound and his action figure started to fly. "What's he doing?" I asked. Without hesitation Dylan answered, "He's fart flying." I was highly amused by this so I asked what his name was. Dylan didn't disappoint. "He's called The Fart Flyer."

What a cool superhero! He harnesses the power of flatulence to propel himself through the air, with the added benefit of rendering evil doers unconscious due to the toxic fumes. 


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Thursday, May 11, 2017

Tony

I enjoyed drawing Tony the pink unicorn so much the other day that I drew him again today.

I guess eating a rainbow is similar to eating a burrito. They both go right through you. 


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Monday, May 8, 2017

Riding the Rainbow Express

Who's up there floating on that cloud? Why, it's the Potato King riding his trusty pink unicorn, Tony.

It looks like they are ready to hop on the Rainbow Express, which will take them directly to Sandwich World. The Potato King and Tony make this journey at least three times per week. 

In Sandwich World, sandwiches grow on trees. Grilled cheese tree's are Tony's favourite. 

Oh, and to answer the question that everyone is asking...no, I wasn't on drugs when I drew this. 


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Thursday, May 4, 2017

Thank you!

I wish I could climb to the top of the highest mountain and yell "Thank you!" to all my Facebook friends. The seemingly endless amount of birthday wishes I received throughout the day meant so much to me. 


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Tuesday, May 2, 2017

Bots

I hope you're all Glad Bots today.

I've been a bit of a Stress Bot lately, to be honest. My family and I are in the process of moving to a different city, and my lovely wife starts a new job in a month. We have moved ten times in the last twelve years. This will be our eleventh move. Some people would say that's crazy...and I would be one of those people! 

We're making a big life change which is exciting, but with that comes anxiety. I haven't been posting much in these last few weeks, and unfortunately that trend will likely continue until the dust settles.

Wednesday, April 26, 2017

A drawing for Heidi

I have a new fan. Her name is Heidi and she’s a cute-as-a-button nine year old. Heidi is one smart cookie, she loves to read, and I just learned that she enjoys drawing cartoons! She might possibly be the coolest kid ever. 

Last night her mom (who is also very cool) shared one of Heidi's single panel comics with me. I’m telling you folks, the gag was so funny that I couldn’t stop laughing. It’s not often that something makes me laugh out loud, but Heidi’s comic did the trick.


Heidi, if you’re reading this (and I know you are) I want you to know that I’m your biggest fan! Keep drawing. It’s a gift to be able to make people smile with your art.

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Thursday, April 13, 2017

Future father of the year

As I stood with my son at school waiting for the bell the ring, I heard this kid talking to his friend as they got off the bus. Clearly he's got it all figured out and will no doubt claim the title of "Father of the Year" when he does eventually become a parent. 

The thing that I found funny, beyond the statement itself, was the fact that he was so serious and self assured when he said it. Sometimes I miss those days of blissful childhood innocence when I thought I had the whole world figured out. 

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Friday, April 7, 2017

Taco advocacy

I can't make this stuff up. 


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Thursday, March 30, 2017

Space sandwich

Until NASA invents a way to eat sandwiches in space, I'm staying right here on Earth.


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Wednesday, March 29, 2017

Finding a dog

We are thinking of adopting a dog. We feel it might be the right time for a furry family member. I'm hoping to find one that looks like this. Apparently near-sighted hat-wearing Jack Russell Terriers are hard to find though.  


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Friday, March 24, 2017

Duck in disguise

For those of you that want to draw ducks in the Witness Protection Program but don't know how to do it, it's as simple as learning to draw four simple things...

1. A wig.
2. Sunglasses.
3. A stick-on moustache.
4. A fake beard.


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Wednesday, March 22, 2017

Never draw on an empty stomach

I need to remind myself to not draw when I'm hungry, because this is the result. 

After spending a couple of agonizing hours desperately trying to draw something even remotely competent (and failing to do so) I decided to call it quits. In one last stubborn act of defiance though, I hastily drew this sandwich eating fellow in about 45 seconds (which, coincidentally, is probably the same amount of time it took this guy to inhale his lunch). 

Anyway, I thought the drawing was kind of funny so I quickly added some colour. I felt better that my time at the drawing table wasn't a complete waste of time. 


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Monday, March 20, 2017

Charlie

Charlie doesn't like going to work on Monday. He also doesn't like going to work on Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday or Friday either...but Monday's are particularly soul crushing. 


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Thursday, March 16, 2017

Blue

Look everyone, I drew a blue bespectacled chicken. 


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Monday, March 13, 2017

Nose-to-nose

Try not to butt heads, or noses, at work today. 


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Friday, March 10, 2017

"Old" friends

When I was dropping my boys off at school yesterday I overheard this conversation between a couple of first graders.


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Thursday, March 9, 2017

The great escape

Escaping the chicken coop.

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Wednesday, March 8, 2017

Hello

He looks friendly enough, but I don't think he's wearing pants. Avoid eye contact and keep your distance. 

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Friday, January 27, 2017

Dancers

It's Friday! Please proceed with your happy dance. 


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Thursday, January 19, 2017

Just saying hello

I thought I would briefly step away from my self-imposed exile to say hello. 

"Hello."

I've enjoyed this little chat, but now it's time for me to say goodbye.

"Goodbye."


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Tuesday, January 10, 2017

Bird

Hi folks. I have become so accustomed to posting drawings on a regular basis that it feels strange to not be doing that any longer. Although I am busy working on a project (which I will explain in the near future) I quickly drew this majestic bird for you all. 


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Tuesday, January 3, 2017

Working on stuff

I won't be posting as frequently in the coming weeks. I'm starting work on a top secret project that will require me to dedicate all of my time to writing and drawing...with brief breaks to eat sandwiches, and occasionally, take a shower.

If you need to get a hold of me, please call the front desk at Jason Curtis World Headquarters and have my personal assistant/stylist take a message. 


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Sunday, January 1, 2017

2017

Happy New Year!

I hope this year is the newest new year you've ever had. 


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