Meteorites

Have you ever tried to walk on meteorites? It's not easy, trust me. Tony the alien makes it look effortless though. 

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A rare sight

Feast your eyes on this rare sight, folks. I was strolling through the forest yesterday when I came across a small woodland creature that I had never seen before. I didn't have my camera with me, so I pulled out my sketchbook and drew this photo realistic illustration of what I saw before me. 

The creature was roughly the size of a mouse. It wore what appeared to be prescription glasses, but it's possible he was simply wearing them to make himself look more intelligent. I can only assume he wore the tiny fedora in order to appear more attractive to the opposite sex during mating season. From where I was standing, I can't confirm whether or not he was wearing any pants. If it was in fact mating season, I'm going to suggest that he was without pants. 

It's house was small and simple, but well built. Making an educated guess, I'd say it was constructed of mud and weasel fur. 

I tossed a chocolate bar on the ground. Curiously, he ate the wrapper but left the chocolate bar itself. Fascinating. 

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Don't ask

Don't ask, because I have no idea.

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Toast and Butter

How does this piece of toast maintain his sexy physique, you ask? It's simple. He eats nothing but butter for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

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Toast Tuesday

It's Toast Tuesday, folks. 

This particular piece of toast looks like he's from the 70's. All that's missing is a pair of really tight jogging shorts. 

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Bug

I was fortunate enough to see one of these rare bugs once...right before my wife beat it to death with a broom. 

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Doggy drool

Who wants to play fetch?

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Creepy

Do you ever draw something that unintentionally creeps you out? 

It just happened to me. 

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This is becoming a habit

I'm not sure why I keep drawing these lonely aliens on lonely little planets, but I do. 

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Wienerboarding

More wiener dog inspired art for your viewing pleasure. 

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Wiener Dog!

This evening my family and I are welcoming a Dachshund puppy into our lives. As a result, I will be posting infrequently in the coming days...and possibly, weeks. Dachshunds are known to be notoriously difficult to house train, so I will no doubt have my hands full. 

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Staring into the abyss

Astronomers estimate there are thousands of individual little planets in space, each inhabited by a single, lonely, alien.   

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Alien

A lonely alien sitting on his lonely little planet. 

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Happy Birthday, John!

I’d like to wish a very happy birthday to my best friend, John. 

I want to take this time to share a fond memory from our past. It was 27 years ago, and John and I were sitting in Geography class in high school. For no particular reason, John started to painstakingly draw (with permanent marker) a giant happy face on the back of the shirt of the guy sitting in front of us. It took him a long time, but his persistence paid off. The guy in front of us had no clue of the masterpiece that adorned his shirt, which was shocking considering how much John and I were giggling. 

Good times.

Happy Birthday my friend. 

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Larry

This is Larry. I hope you're all having a better day than he is. 

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Advancements in technology

The latest in automated robotic campfire hotdog roasting technology.  

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Broaden your horizons

 Expanding mind and body. 

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Ham and Cheese

Redundancy. 

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Sasquatch want job

Instead of getting a job, I think he could make easy money by just selling signed photo's of himself.  

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Duck on a stool

I'm not entirely sure why I drew a duck on a stool, but I did. You're welcome.

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Coming to a store near you...never.

Here is the cover for my upcoming, highly anticipated, never-to-be written or illustrated or published 900 page graphic novel.

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Masterpiece

I thought it would be a good idea to end the week on a high note by drawing a masterpiece...but instead, I drew this. 

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Clean out your fridge

If you leave meatloaf in the fridge for too long, this is what it turns into.  

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A sad drawing

I got some heartbreaking news from my best friend this weekend, so I drew a sad doggie. 

It always feels unfair when a good person gets dealt a bad hand. 

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Dog

Look! I drew a dog. 

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Doodles

Here are some random doodles I doodled randomly. 

The cocky guy with the sunglasses must use a lot of hair product and toothpaste...but it looks like he offsets that expense by not buying shirts. 

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Mirror, mirror on the wall

Don't make this mistake.

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Moving week

This week my family and I will be moving to a new house. The movers clear out our current home on Wednesday, and then move us into our new home (in a different city) on Thursday. 

For the next week or two I may not be able to post much because I will be very busy settling into our new abode. Stay tuned though, I have lot's of comics I want to create and share! 

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Friendbot

The cost of friendship.

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Thirst

What he needs is a thirst quenching encyclopedia.

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Doctor's appointment

This seemed funny to me when I drew it late last night. Looking at it now though, I'm not so sure. I shouldn't trust my insomnia clouded sense of humour. 

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Hidden messages

The universe is trying to tell Gary something. 

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Father's Day

Happy Father's Day!

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Be thankful

Sometimes I become frustrated when my artwork doesn't come out the way I had envisioned it would. It's during those times that I remind myself to be thankful that I'm not a duck.

Ducks are really awful at drawing. 

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More doodles

Here are some doodles I doodled while doodling. 

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Doodles

Here is your daily dose of delightful digital doodles I drew. 

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Doodles

Just some random randomness for today. 

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Weary

I've been doodling a lot of tired characters lately...probably because I'm a tired character myself. I'm so exhausted, in fact, that I didn't even have the energy to draw arms on this poor guy. Give me some credit though, I did draw him a nice hat. 

I'm calling him Weary Walter. Seeing that it's Monday, I'm sure there will be plenty of Weary Walter's stumbling and grumbling their way through the day.  

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The moment

If you ever see one of your co-workers with this expression, don't look down. 

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Potato Pal

Don't delay, order now before supplies run out!

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Not amused

Norman is not amused...probably because he's a bad drawing. 

Sorry, Norman. I'm short on time right now. 

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The Fart Flyer

The other day my four year old son and I were playing with action figures. Dylan made a fart sound and his action figure started to fly. "What's he doing?" I asked. Without hesitation Dylan answered, "He's fart flying." I was highly amused by this so I asked what his name was. Dylan didn't disappoint. "He's called The Fart Flyer."

What a cool superhero! He harnesses the power of flatulence to propel himself through the air, with the added benefit of rendering evil doers unconscious due to the toxic fumes. 

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Tony

I enjoyed drawing Tony the pink unicorn so much the other day that I drew him again today.

I guess eating a rainbow is similar to eating a burrito. They both go right through you. 

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Riding the Rainbow Express

Who's up there floating on that cloud? Why, it's the Potato King riding his trusty pink unicorn, Tony.

It looks like they are ready to hop on the Rainbow Express, which will take them directly to Sandwich World. The Potato King and Tony make this journey at least three times per week. 

In Sandwich World, sandwiches grow on trees. Grilled cheese tree's are Tony's favourite. 

Oh, and to answer the question that everyone is asking...no, I wasn't on drugs when I drew this. 

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Thank you!

I wish I could climb to the top of the highest mountain and yell "Thank you!" to all my Facebook friends. The seemingly endless amount of birthday wishes I received throughout the day meant so much to me. 

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Bots

I hope you're all Glad Bots today.

I've been a bit of a Stress Bot lately, to be honest. My family and I are in the process of moving to a different city, and my lovely wife starts a new job in a month. We have moved ten times in the last twelve years. This will be our eleventh move. Some people would say that's crazy...and I would be one of those people! 

We're making a big life change which is exciting, but with that comes anxiety. I haven't been posting much in these last few weeks, and unfortunately that trend will likely continue until the dust settles.

A drawing for Heidi

I have a new fan. Her name is Heidi and she’s a cute-as-a-button nine year old. Heidi is one smart cookie, she loves to read, and I just learned that she enjoys drawing cartoons! She might possibly be the coolest kid ever. 

Last night her mom (who is also very cool) shared one of Heidi's single panel comics with me. I’m telling you folks, the gag was so funny that I couldn’t stop laughing. It’s not often that something makes me laugh out loud, but Heidi’s comic did the trick.

Heidi, if you’re reading this (and I know you are) I want you to know that I’m your biggest fan! Keep drawing. It’s a gift to be able to make people smile with your art.

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Future father of the year

As I stood with my son at school waiting for the bell the ring, I heard this kid talking to his friend as they got off the bus. Clearly he's got it all figured out and will no doubt claim the title of "Father of the Year" when he does eventually become a parent. 

The thing that I found funny, beyond the statement itself, was the fact that he was so serious and self assured when he said it. Sometimes I miss those days of blissful childhood innocence when I thought I had the whole world figured out. 

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Taco advocacy

I can't make this stuff up. 

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Space sandwich

Until NASA invents a way to eat sandwiches in space, I'm staying right here on Earth.

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