Dog

Look! I drew a dog. 

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Doodles

Here are some random doodles I doodled randomly. 

The cocky guy with the sunglasses must use a lot of hair product and toothpaste...but it looks like he offsets that expense by not buying shirts. 

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Mirror, mirror on the wall

Don't make this mistake.

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Moving week

This week my family and I will be moving to a new house. The movers clear out our current home on Wednesday, and then move us into our new home (in a different city) on Thursday. 

For the next week or two I may not be able to post much because I will be very busy settling into our new abode. Stay tuned though, I have lot's of comics I want to create and share! 

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Friendbot

The cost of friendship.

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Thirst

What he needs is a thirst quenching encyclopedia.

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Doctor's appointment

This seemed funny to me when I drew it late last night. Looking at it now though, I'm not so sure. I shouldn't trust my insomnia clouded sense of humour. 

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Hidden messages

The universe is trying to tell Gary something. 

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Father's Day

Happy Father's Day!

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Be thankful

Sometimes I become frustrated when my artwork doesn't come out the way I had envisioned it would. It's during those times that I remind myself to be thankful that I'm not a duck.

Ducks are really awful at drawing. 

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More doodles

Here are some doodles I doodled while doodling. 

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Doodles

Here is your daily dose of delightful digital doodles I drew. 

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Doodles

Just some random randomness for today. 

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Weary

I've been doodling a lot of tired characters lately...probably because I'm a tired character myself. I'm so exhausted, in fact, that I didn't even have the energy to draw arms on this poor guy. Give me some credit though, I did draw him a nice hat. 

I'm calling him Weary Walter. Seeing that it's Monday, I'm sure there will be plenty of Weary Walter's stumbling and grumbling their way through the day.  

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The moment

If you ever see one of your co-workers with this expression, don't look down. 

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Potato Pal

Don't delay, order now before supplies run out!

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Not amused

Norman is not amused...probably because he's a bad drawing. 

Sorry, Norman. I'm short on time right now. 

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The Fart Flyer

The other day my four year old son and I were playing with action figures. Dylan made a fart sound and his action figure started to fly. "What's he doing?" I asked. Without hesitation Dylan answered, "He's fart flying." I was highly amused by this so I asked what his name was. Dylan didn't disappoint. "He's called The Fart Flyer."

What a cool superhero! He harnesses the power of flatulence to propel himself through the air, with the added benefit of rendering evil doers unconscious due to the toxic fumes. 

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Tony

I enjoyed drawing Tony the pink unicorn so much the other day that I drew him again today.

I guess eating a rainbow is similar to eating a burrito. They both go right through you. 

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Riding the Rainbow Express

Who's up there floating on that cloud? Why, it's the Potato King riding his trusty pink unicorn, Tony.

It looks like they are ready to hop on the Rainbow Express, which will take them directly to Sandwich World. The Potato King and Tony make this journey at least three times per week. 

In Sandwich World, sandwiches grow on trees. Grilled cheese tree's are Tony's favourite. 

Oh, and to answer the question that everyone is asking...no, I wasn't on drugs when I drew this. 

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Thank you!

I wish I could climb to the top of the highest mountain and yell "Thank you!" to all my Facebook friends. The seemingly endless amount of birthday wishes I received throughout the day meant so much to me. 

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Bots

I hope you're all Glad Bots today.

I've been a bit of a Stress Bot lately, to be honest. My family and I are in the process of moving to a different city, and my lovely wife starts a new job in a month. We have moved ten times in the last twelve years. This will be our eleventh move. Some people would say that's crazy...and I would be one of those people! 

We're making a big life change which is exciting, but with that comes anxiety. I haven't been posting much in these last few weeks, and unfortunately that trend will likely continue until the dust settles.

A drawing for Heidi

I have a new fan. Her name is Heidi and she’s a cute-as-a-button nine year old. Heidi is one smart cookie, she loves to read, and I just learned that she enjoys drawing cartoons! She might possibly be the coolest kid ever. 

Last night her mom (who is also very cool) shared one of Heidi's single panel comics with me. I’m telling you folks, the gag was so funny that I couldn’t stop laughing. It’s not often that something makes me laugh out loud, but Heidi’s comic did the trick.

Heidi, if you’re reading this (and I know you are) I want you to know that I’m your biggest fan! Keep drawing. It’s a gift to be able to make people smile with your art.

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Future father of the year

As I stood with my son at school waiting for the bell the ring, I heard this kid talking to his friend as they got off the bus. Clearly he's got it all figured out and will no doubt claim the title of "Father of the Year" when he does eventually become a parent. 

The thing that I found funny, beyond the statement itself, was the fact that he was so serious and self assured when he said it. Sometimes I miss those days of blissful childhood innocence when I thought I had the whole world figured out. 

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Taco advocacy

I can't make this stuff up. 

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Space sandwich

Until NASA invents a way to eat sandwiches in space, I'm staying right here on Earth.

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Finding a dog

We are thinking of adopting a dog. We feel it might be the right time for a furry family member. I'm hoping to find one that looks like this. Apparently near-sighted hat-wearing Jack Russell Terriers are hard to find though.  

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Duck in disguise

For those of you that want to draw ducks in the Witness Protection Program but don't know how to do it, it's as simple as learning to draw four simple things...

1. A wig.
2. Sunglasses.
3. A stick-on moustache.
4. A fake beard.

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Never draw on an empty stomach

I need to remind myself to not draw when I'm hungry, because this is the result. 

After spending a couple of agonizing hours desperately trying to draw something even remotely competent (and failing to do so) I decided to call it quits. In one last stubborn act of defiance though, I hastily drew this sandwich eating fellow in about 45 seconds (which, coincidentally, is probably the same amount of time it took this guy to inhale his lunch). 

Anyway, I thought the drawing was kind of funny so I quickly added some colour. I felt better that my time at the drawing table wasn't a complete waste of time. 

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Charlie

Charlie doesn't like going to work on Monday. He also doesn't like going to work on Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday or Friday either...but Monday's are particularly soul crushing. 

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Blue

Look everyone, I drew a blue bespectacled chicken. 

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Nose-to-nose

Try not to butt heads, or noses, at work today. 

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"Old" friends

When I was dropping my boys off at school yesterday I overheard this conversation between a couple of first graders.

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The great escape

Escaping the chicken coop.

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Hello

He looks friendly enough, but I don't think he's wearing pants. Avoid eye contact and keep your distance. 

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Dancers

It's Friday! Please proceed with your happy dance. 

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Just saying hello

I thought I would briefly step away from my self-imposed exile to say hello. 

"Hello."

I've enjoyed this little chat, but now it's time for me to say goodbye.

"Goodbye."

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Bird

Hi folks. I have become so accustomed to posting drawings on a regular basis that it feels strange to not be doing that any longer. Although I am busy working on a project (which I will explain in the near future) I quickly drew this majestic bird for you all. 

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Working on stuff

I won't be posting as frequently in the coming weeks. I'm starting work on a top secret project that will require me to dedicate all of my time to writing and drawing...with brief breaks to eat sandwiches, and occasionally, take a shower.

If you need to get a hold of me, please call the front desk at Jason Curtis World Headquarters and have my personal assistant/stylist take a message. 

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2017

Happy New Year!

I hope this year is the newest new year you've ever had. 

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