Thursday, September 29, 2016

Go on, admit it

Admit it, this is the greatest drawing of a duck standing on a blender that you've seen all day.

This drawing will be included in my upcoming highly anticipated never-to-be-published book, "Ducks standing on stuff."


(Tombow Fudenosuke Brush Pen on 28lb. laser paper. Digitally coloured in Affinity Photo)

Wednesday, September 28, 2016

To the birthday girl!

You're an amazing woman, Mom, and you mean the world to me.

Happy birthday!! I love you. 


(Tombow Fudenosuke Brush Pen on 28lb. laser paper. Digitally coloured in Affinity Photo)

Tuesday, September 27, 2016

A tough decision

Sometimes my drawings confuse me. I wonder why the heads are even talking, it's not like the headless man has any ears to hear them with. Hmm?

Anyway, which head would you choose?


(Faber-Castell “F” Pitt pen on 28lb. laser paper. Digitally coloured in Affinity Photo)

Monday, September 26, 2016

Portrait of a dog

I don't currently have a dog. If I do in the future though, I hope he looks like this. 


(Faber-Castell “F” Pitt pen on 28lb. laser paper. Digitally coloured in Affinity Photo)

Friday, September 23, 2016

A true story

This comic is based on actual events. Yesterday I saw a dog in it's yard yapping away incessantly. It suddenly hacked up something, paused ever so briefly, and then continued to bark as if nothing had happened. 


(Faber-Castell “F” Pitt pen on 28lb. laser paper. Digitally coloured in Affinity Photo)

Thursday, September 22, 2016

Carl

When I'm drawing a character I tend to start day dreaming about what their personalities would be like, what type of job they would have, their hobbies, etc. 

With Carl, the first thing I pondered was this......does he use three straws or just one when he's having a drink? If he does only use one, which mouth does he use?



(Faber-Castell “F” Pitt pen on 28lb. laser paper. Digitally coloured in Affinity Photo)

Wednesday, September 21, 2016

Dog talk

Well, at least he's being honest. 


(Tombow Fudenosuke Brush Pen on 28lb. laser paper)

Tuesday, September 20, 2016

Cup holder

I'm not sure why I drew this. If I'm trying to make sense of it, I guess the orange guy is some kind of personal cup holder...and the blue guy is rich enough to be able to afford to pay someone to hold his cup. 


(Tombow Fudenosuke Brush Pen on 28lb. laser paper. Digitally coloured in Affinity Photo)

Monday, September 19, 2016

Tall and Wide

Despite their obvious physical differences, Tall Tony and Wide Walt are the best of friends. They high-five each other at least 37 times a day.


(Tombow Fudenosuke Brush Pen on 28lb. laser paper. Digitally coloured in Affinity Photo)

Friday, September 16, 2016

Nerd Bird

Last night I worked on a drawing for a few hours. I thought it was looking promising, but despite re-working the damn thing over and over I just wasn't pleased with the result. I worked on it again this morning, trying to take it from being a crappy drawing to a less crappy drawing, but it just wasn't happening. 

So, instead, I just quickly put pen to paper and drew this bird for you all. 


(Tombow Fudenosuke Brush Pen on 28lb. laser paper. Digitally coloured in Affinity Photo)

Thursday, September 15, 2016

Steps getting stepped on

I'm glad I'm not a staircase. It's got to be annoying to have people walk up and down your back all damn day.

By the way, when you're walking on a flight of stairs and you hear creaking, that's actually the sound of the stairs moaning in pain. It's a fact. 


(Tombow Fudenosuke Brush Pen on 28lb. laser paper. Digitally coloured in Affinity Photo)

Tuesday, September 13, 2016

Bill and Bob

They look friendly, don't they? I think it's safe to say that Bill and Bob have bubbly personalities.   


(Tombow Fudenosuke Brush Pen on 28lb. laser paper)

Monday, September 12, 2016

Creature comfort

Why should humans be the only ones to enjoy the comfort of chairs?


(Tombow Fudenosuke Brush Pen on 28lb. laser paper)

Friday, September 9, 2016

Peter

Try to contain your excitement over this thrilling new character I just developed.


(Tombow Fudenosuke Brush Pen on 28lb. laser paper. Digitally coloured in Affinity Photo)

Thursday, September 8, 2016

Fred

Fred has the body of a man, but the head of a worm.


(Tombow Fudenosuke Brush Pen on 28lb. laser paper. Digitally coloured in Affinity Photo)

Tuesday, September 6, 2016

It's that time of year

Class is in session folks, please be seated. 


(Tombow Fudenosuke Brush Pen on 28lb. laser paper. Digitally coloured in Affinity Photo)

Monday, September 5, 2016

Stubblefish

Don't be fooled by it's beautiful appearance. If you ever catch one of these, I don't recommend that you eat it. You'll be picking stubble from your teeth for days.


(Tombow Fudenosuke Brush Pen on 28lb. laser paper)

Friday, September 2, 2016

An out-of-luck duck

How could poor Frank ever hope to compete with an eagle?


(Tombow Fudenosuke Brush Pen on 28lb. laser paper)

Thursday, September 1, 2016

Bigfoot

The next time you're taking a blurry picture of Bigfoot walking in the forest, make sure to wave and say "Hi, Dave."


(Tombow Fudenosuke Brush Pen on 28lb. laser paper)