Friday, July 29, 2016

Happy Fryday

It's so hot that you could fry a ham on your head...not that you'd want to, but you could.

I have good news for you all. I will be away next week and not posting anything during that time. That means you won't have to look at any of my drawings for several days (I told you it was good news). Instead, you can spend your time doing productive things, such as watching cat video's on YouTube, or learning to juggle burrito's, or frying a ham on your head. 


(Pilot Prera Fountain pen, medium nib, with Noodler’s ink on 28lb. laser paper)

Thursday, July 28, 2016

Turd is the word

Hairy Gary would like to wish you all a happy Thursday...err...Turdsday.


(Pilot Prera Fountain pen, medium nib, with Noodler’s ink on 28lb. laser paper)

Wednesday, July 27, 2016

He's hairy, and he's Gary.

I'd like to introduce you all to Hairy Gary. He lives high in the mountains in a cozy one bedroom cave. Although wary of humans, he is a friend to all woodland creatures. He lives off of plants, berries, and homemade zucchini bread that he bakes himself.

His hat was given to him by a squirrel, Dave, who had stolen it from a park ranger. Hairy Gary doesn't condone stealing, but he also didn't want to offend Dave by not accepting the gift...plus, Gary thought the hat made him look distinguished and might aid in attracting a mate. 

If you're ever hiking in the mountains and catch a whiff of freshly baked zucchini bread, Hairy Gary is probably close by.  


(Pilot Prera Fountain pen, medium nib, with Noodler's ink on 28lb. laser paper)

Tuesday, July 26, 2016

Party plants

Plants know how to party. 


(Fisher Bullet Space Pen on 28lb. laser paper)

Monday, July 25, 2016

Friends

Meet Gary the watering can and Steve the potted plant.


(Fisher Bullet Space Pen on 28lb. laser paper)

Friday, July 22, 2016

Furry Friday

I guess when you're this furry you don't need to wear pants. 


(Fisher Bullet Space Pen on 28lb. laser paper. Digitally coloured in Affinity Photo)

Wednesday, July 20, 2016

Bear

It was a "bear" knuckle fight to the death.


(Pilot Prera Fountain Pen, medium nib with Noodler's Ink on 28lb. laser paper. Digitally coloured in Affinity Photo)

Monday, July 18, 2016

Laughing

I wonder what they're laughing about? I hope they're not laughing at me. Oh God, I think they ARE laughing at me. 

How will I ever be respected as an artist if my own drawings mock me?


(Staedtler Pigment Liner 0.3 on 28lb. laser paper. Digitally coloured in Affinity Photo)

Thursday, July 14, 2016

Spaceman Steve

I think he could have looked a little harder. 


(Staedtler Pigment Liner 0.3 on 28lb. laser paper. Digitally coloured in Affinity Photo)

Monday, July 11, 2016

Bird and Turd

Gary the Turd is always in a crappy mood, but to be fair, he is literally a piece of crap. I'm not sure what Frank the Bird was expecting from their friendship. 


(Cross ballpoint pen on 28lb. laser paper. Digitally coloured in Affinity Photo)

Wednesday, July 6, 2016

Behind the fridge

I have one of these creatures living behind my refrigerator. It's roughly 6 inches tall and smells like an unwashed foot. It belches when it walks and farts when it runs. Quite a disgusting little beast actually.

It's favourite thing to eat is toenail clippings, so tomorrow I'm going to leave a pile on the floor to lure him out, then I'll suck him up with the vacuum.


(Fisher Bullet Space Pen on 28lb. laser paper. Digitally coloured in Affinity Photo)

Tuesday, July 5, 2016

Unidentified

I saw one of these things walking through my garden yesterday. Can anyone identify it?


(Fisher Bullet Space Pen on 28lb. laser paper. Digitally coloured in Affinity Photo)

Friday, July 1, 2016

School's out

It's that time of year folks. Stay strong.


(Cross ballpoint pen on 28lb. laser paper. Digitally coloured in Affinity Photo)