Carpet critters

Ever wonder what critters lurk in your carpet? Well, wonder no longer.

These little guys generally stay well hidden during the day, when vacuum activity is most likely to occur. During the night they quietly emerge to forage for food. They consume everything from cookie crumbs to toenail clippings.

(Tombow Fudenosuke Brush Pen on 28lb. laser paper)

Carl

Frogonaut.

(Tombow Fudenosuke Brush Pen on 28lb. laser paper)

Life saving hair

Hair one minute, gone the next!

(Tombow Fudenosuke Brush Pen on 28lb. laser paper)

Be kind

What random act of kindness will you perform today?

(Tombow Fudenosuke Brush Pen on 28lb. laser paper) 

Two minute limit

Here's a two minute doodle I did for your viewing pleasure. I found myself with no time to draw, due to life getting in the way, so I literally set the timer on my watch for two minutes and then put pen to paper. Roughly one and a half minutes later this piece was complete...which is impressive considering how realistic I drew their faces, and how much detail I put into drawing their hats. 

(Tombow Fudenosuke Brush Pen on 28lb. laser paper)

A driving duck

We have self driving cars now, so why not duck driving cars?

(Tombow Fudenosuke Brush Pen on 28lb. laser paper)

Suspicious behaviour

Am I being paranoid?

(Staedtler Pigment Liner 0.3 on 28lb. laser paper.)

Gnome

Yesterday morning, armed with a rake, I chased one of these little buggers off my property. He had been urinating on the side of my shed for weeks and the smell was becoming unbearable. My kids had enjoyed watching him toil away in the garden, but it was becoming increasingly difficult to explain to them why he was always drunk and vomiting. Gnomes are filthy, smelly, foul-mouthed little creatures. It was time for him to go. 

(Tombow Fudenosuke Brush Pen on 28lb. laser paper. Digitally coloured in Affinity Photo)

Give a Bird a Hat Day

I officially declare that today is "Give a Bird a Hat Day."

(Tombow Fudenosuke Brush Pen on 28lb. laser paper)

Drawing lesson

This drawing stuff is easy...especially when you follow my comprehensive step-by-step instructions.  

(Tombow Fudenosuke Brush Pen on 28lb. laser paper. Digitally coloured in Affinity Photo)

Relationship problems

Mary wants to take things slow. 

(Tombow Fudenosuke Brush Pen on 28lb. laser paper)

Drawing masterclass

You're welcome.

(Tombow Fudenosuke Brush Pen on 28lb. laser paper)

A fish out of water

Oliver the human and Edward the fish were best friends for 11 minutes. Why only 11 minutes you ask? Well, because Edward the fish died from lack of oxygen, that's why. 

(Tombow Fudenosuke Brush Pen on 28lb. laser paper)

Pool party

Who invited that guy?

I don't know what bothers me the most - the fact that the big guy is hogging the pool, or that it appears he's in the process of draining his bladder.

(Tombow Fudenosuke Brush Pen on 300 Series Strathmore Bristol Smooth paper)