I have one of these creatures living behind my refrigerator. It's roughly 6 inches tall and smells like an unwashed foot. It belches when it walks and farts when it runs. Quite a disgusting little beast actually. It's favourite thing to eat is toenail clippings, so tomorrow I'm going to leave a pile on the floor to lure him out, then I'll suck him up with the vacuum.
(Fisher Bullet Space Pen on 28lb. laser paper. Digitally coloured in Affinity Photo)