Wednesday, July 6, 2016

Behind the fridge

I have one of these creatures living behind my refrigerator. It's roughly 6 inches tall and smells like an unwashed foot. It belches when it walks and farts when it runs. Quite a disgusting little beast actually.

It's favourite thing to eat is toenail clippings, so tomorrow I'm going to leave a pile on the floor to lure him out, then I'll suck him up with the vacuum.


(Fisher Bullet Space Pen on 28lb. laser paper. Digitally coloured in Affinity Photo)

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