Wednesday, March 22, 2017

Never draw on an empty stomach

I need to remind myself to not draw when I'm hungry, because this is the result. 

After spending a couple of agonizing hours desperately trying to draw something even remotely competent (and failing to do so) I decided to call it quits. In one last stubborn act of defiance though, I hastily drew this sandwich eating fellow in about 45 seconds (which, coincidentally, is probably the same amount of time it took this guy to inhale his lunch). 

Anyway, I thought the drawing was kind of funny so I quickly added some colour. I felt better that my time at the drawing table wasn't a complete waste of time. 


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Monday, March 20, 2017

Charlie

Charlie doesn't like going to work on Monday. He also doesn't like going to work on Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday or Friday either...but Monday's are particularly soul crushing. 


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Thursday, March 16, 2017

Blue

Look everyone, I drew a blue bespectacled chicken. 


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Monday, March 13, 2017

Nose-to-nose

Try not to butt heads, or noses, at work today. 


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Friday, March 10, 2017

"Old" friends

When I was dropping my boys off at school yesterday I overheard this conversation between a couple of first graders.


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Thursday, March 9, 2017

The great escape

Escaping the chicken coop.

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Wednesday, March 8, 2017

Hello

He looks friendly enough, but I don't think he's wearing pants. Avoid eye contact and keep your distance. 

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Friday, January 27, 2017

Dancers

It's Friday! Please proceed with your happy dance. 


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Thursday, January 19, 2017

Just saying hello

I thought I would briefly step away from my self-imposed exile to say hello. 

"Hello."

I've enjoyed this little chat, but now it's time for me to say goodbye.

"Goodbye."


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Tuesday, January 10, 2017

Bird

Hi folks. I have become so accustomed to posting drawings on a regular basis that it feels strange to not be doing that any longer. Although I am busy working on a project (which I will explain in the near future) I quickly drew this majestic bird for you all. 


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Tuesday, January 3, 2017

Working on stuff

I won't be posting as frequently in the coming weeks. I'm starting work on a top secret project that will require me to dedicate all of my time to writing and drawing...with brief breaks to eat sandwiches, and occasionally, take a shower.

If you need to get a hold of me, please call the front desk at Jason Curtis World Headquarters and have my personal assistant/stylist take a message. 


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Sunday, January 1, 2017

2017

Happy New Year!

I hope this year is the newest new year you've ever had. 


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Thursday, December 22, 2016

The season of giving

Nice try kid. 


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Tuesday, December 20, 2016

Keep that nose warm, too!

I have been working exclusively in black and white lately, but I thought I would dazzle you all with a bit of colour this time. Are you dazzled?

I probably won't be posting much more for the remainder of this year. With Christmas just around the corner, I need to start training for the marathon of food consumption that occurs every year at this time. I would hate to waste even a single bite of my Mom's delicious Christmas dinner and treats!

After Christmas, the fruits of my loins will be off school for two weeks. As a result, things will be a bit nutty here at Jason Curtis World Headquarters. At the very least, I will be nutty. I'm not sure how much time I'll have to sit at my drawing table. Stay tuned though folks, there will be plenty of fun stuff happening here in 2017. 

Merry Christmas everyone!


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Monday, December 19, 2016

Rolling


Poor Mr. Square. He will never feel the adrenaline rush of rolling down a hill. Then again, he will also never feel the pain that Mr. Circle experienced when he rolled into traffic and was run over by a city bus, a mini van, and finally by an elderly lady on her motorized mobility scooter.


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Friday, December 16, 2016

End of the week


Give yourself a round of applause, folks. It's Friday, you made it.

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Thursday, December 15, 2016

I'm still sick

My winter plague continues, seemingly unimpeded. What chance do I have when my inattentive immune system is eating a sandwich instead of waging war against the germs that want to do me harm?


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Wednesday, December 14, 2016

The man in the mountain


I'd be quite content to live in a cozy home inside the top of a mountain. I suppose the only real downside would be carrying the groceries up 27,257 steps. 


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Monday, December 12, 2016

'Tis the season

'Tis the season for fluffy white snow, hot chocolate, warm comfort food...and germs. My four year old son brought home some type of plague from school last week, and he was kind enough to share it with the rest of the family. Thanks, son! I'm feeling like a piece of crap that was crapped on. That's double crappy. So this is all you're getting today folks, sorry. 


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Friday, December 9, 2016

A gassy gnome


After making reference to a farting gnome in my drawing yesterday, a few of my fart-obsessed Facebook friends requested that I actually draw one. It's not every day that I'm asked to draw a flatulent gnome, so I couldn't resist. The ridiculously talented Mike Lynch suggested that I use the "Poot!" sound effect. I hope it's all that you imagined it would be, Mike. 

Looks like that fart was a real bark burner. 


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